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Bullets - Sing With Me If It's Just For Today...
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Bullets
My writing lately has been about as graceful as a ballerina in boots. That's why I'm going to try this new, super efficient bullet point system that’s going around.

* Bob’s new vet, a kindly old country doctor, saw elevated enzyme levels in Bob’s liver panel. We’re changing his diet and weaning him off the Prednisone.

* Mickey is coming into town for a few days this weekend. I told her I’m going to cling to her in a really inappropriate manner. She told me to back the fuck off or she’ll get a restraining order.

* I just received my IRS bill for 2002. I turned white then red then back to white again. I hope the verb “garnishing” doesn’t enter my life.

* The bar was lowered yet again in television last night with Average Joe and I couldn’t have enjoyed it more.

* I saw a slow crawling cockroach on the counter near the Coke machine during my daily stop into the 7-11. I’m working on convincing myself that it would be impossible for it to get into the Coke machine.

* Speaking of vermin, the park Bob and I go to is filled with rats about this big. It doesn’t seem to faze Bob but he is, you know, a lot more tolerant than me.

* I’m trying to figure out what the tattoo I’m getting for our 11th anniversary is going to look like. I know what I want it to say, I just can’t decide on the design, or the part of my body where it will rest.

See? Wasn’t that more fun that sludging your way through one of my usual posts?

Current Music: MSNBC

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lapalomita From: lapalomita Date: November 4th, 2003 08:17 am (UTC) (Link)
I enjoy your posts! I've always thought you write beautifully, dear. I so feel like a Jewish mother right now.

I hope Bob Slobbers feels better soon! How long have you had him? Poor doggie.

Speaking of low-brow entertainment, have you been watching Joe Millionaire 2? I really didn't want to, but I've been caught up in the reality tv trap! What do you think of this season's Survivor?

How many tattoos do you currently have? I'm tempted to get another one, but I probably shouldn't. Let us know what you decide on!
twillhead From: twillhead Date: November 4th, 2003 08:36 am (UTC) (Link)
* Bullets are for pansies. So they're okay by me.
* Personally, I enjoy a good sludging, especially if its through worthwhile material such as yours. Sludge me! Harder!
* Hugs to Bob Slobbers.
fabulist From: fabulist Date: November 4th, 2003 09:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Damn, I was barely off the phone last night before I fell asleep, so I failed to complete my homework assignment. Can I get extra credit somehow?
prowler323 From: prowler323 Date: November 4th, 2003 09:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
cockroaches love Coke. It's their favorite beverage in the world. They will gnaw through fiberglass and solid steel to get to the Coke containers. But once they get in, they drown and float in there for days.

;)
e_ticket From: e_ticket Date: November 5th, 2003 06:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

Bullet-Time

Wow! Digesting you in sound-byte form is so... different. (FYI, your referral is working out well, more updates soon)
backawayslowly From: backawayslowly Date: November 6th, 2003 09:30 am (UTC) (Link)
your posts are usually "Oscar Winners" - I prefer them to this "MTV-style" if you're tabulating votes.
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