* First name: Terence
* Middle name: Derek
* Last name: Danuser
* City of Birth: Selma, AL
* Height: 6' even
* Eye color: Blue
* Hair color: buzzed off
* Shoe size: 10
VICES:
* Do you drink alcohol: No.
* Do you smoke: Yes.
* Do you take drugs: Smoke pot at night before bed, sometimes a Klonopin for sleep if my mind refuses to stop
* Do you bite your nails: Yes
* Do you curse: Fuck yeah
LOVE & SEX:
* How many times have you been in love: Three times
* Are you in love now: Yes.
* Do you get asked out a lot: No.
* Do others find you attractive: You'd have to ask the others.
* Feature you're most complimented on: This answer lives in the past: my butt, my body, my eyes
* Gay or Bi? At this point, who cares?
* Top, bottom, etc: I hate this fucking question. Self-identification as either is moronic. But I can say I'm not into butt piracy on either end.
* Oral sex, more of a giver or receiver? Both
* Like Kissing: More than anything.
* Like Cuddling: Even more than kissing.
* Like to rim: Probably my favorite hardcore activity
* Into S&M: Too complicated. Too many props. Naw.
* Dominant or Submissive: Neither sexually.
* Like to spank/be spanked: No and no.
* Any other fetishes: Does rimming Garth Brooks count as a fetish?
* What turns you on more, intelligence or looks? I don't know.
* What turns you on more than anything? Sincerity
* Last time you had sex: Other than Mr. Hand, about 13 1/2 months ago.
* Was it good: It was great.
* The magic number? Of what? My dick size? Dick size is not important. If I want a big one, I'll jerk off.
GAY STEREOTYPE QUESTIONS:
* Ever dressed in drag? Gun to my head - no and never.
* Do you have a certain scene? Yeah watching endless hours of TV, debating ridiculous perspectives and listening to talk radio.
* Do you watch Will and Grace: Not if I can help it.
* Do you watch Queer as Folk? It's even more embarrassing than Will & Grace
* Do you like Margaret Cho? Yeah she's nice.
* Ever been to a Cher concert? No
* Ever been to a Madonna concert? Yes my last concert with Billy. He took me. It was a great date : )
* Ever been to a Barbra concert? God help me, I would rather cut off my penis with a butter knife. (these are
* Ever been to a Liza concert? OK, so after the butter knife, hand me a melon baller for my testicles. (see above)
* Do you own a dvd or vhs copy of the film, "Trick"? No is it about magicians?
* Ever had sex with someone from the opposite sex? Yes
* Go to clubs often: No.
* Ever been the victim of a hate crime? No. And don't even get me started on the notion of "hate crimes" in general.
* Do you want kids: No.
* Do you care about fashion? My calling card is not how I dress. I like McClothing.
* Do you think you are "all that"? I don't even want to know someone who is "all that."
LJ QUESTIONS:
* Date you joined? Sometime last September
* Number of journal entries? How do I find out this figure?
* Number of comments posted? See above answer
* Number of comments you have received? Again, how do I find out?
* Number of people on your friends list: Maybe a dozen or more.
* Person that introduced you to LJ?
* Still friends with this person? He's a great friend. Of course.
* How many people have you introduced to Live Journal? Several but not sure anyone has actually signed on.
* List everyone on your friends list you have met in person:
* Anyone on LJ you can't stand? Myself sometimes
* Name one person on your friends list you would most like to meet? The list is relatively long. I'd have to say
* Last person you added?
* Ever banned someone from commenting in your journal? No
* Biggest pet peeve about LJ: Haven't found one yet. Probably people who fill out endless questionnaires like this.
* Do you feel close to most of the people on your friends list? It is an odd and comforting connection I have to some of those I have met on here even though it is unlikely we will ever meet in the real world. I respond most to people's honesty and good writing. Honesty goes a long way in every aspect for me and good writing raises the bar higher for me to jump over. Most on my list, in fact, are such good writers that I simply flop to the mat without ever even touching it.