July 31st, 2003

ledbetter tat


“What are you doing?” It was a fair question Billy asked but I barely heard him. I was too busy aligning my right toes in perfect symmetry to the side of my left foot thus creating the perfect foot triangle so I could cover the lights of the VCR, the digital clock on the cable box and the tiny green TiVo light, all in one stroke. Of course to accomplish this feat, I had to close my left eye in an angry-looking wink.

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