GuysterRules (guysterrules) wrote,
GuysterRules
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Hot water...

I don't have any hot water in the house. Haven't had any for five days. After I came back from Joshua Tree, I ordered one from Home Depot with installation and I was promised it would be installed today. After calling the installing company five times today, they finally showed up after sundown and proclaimed it was too difficult to do it in the dark. What the fuck is that? I haven't showered in three fucking days. I have a lunch meeting and a job interview tomorrow, and I look homeless. So tomorrow I will go to my girlfriend's house, and shower and shave.

I'm ripe enough for somebody's fetish so, you know, lemme know before tomorrow and come on over and take a whiff.
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