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Home if home were fourteen floors up
I put in the “chi” in chipper this morning when I woke up. The sky was a blue that Ralph Lauren forgot to invent, the bedroom chilly from its open window. I looked around my new apartment, admiring a few of the improvements made this weekend, and I felt like I was home.

Joe and I went to Ikea on Saturday. I bought a new TV stand, my old one caving in on itself like a Halloween jack-o-lantern in late November. Joe gave constant appraisal as I worked through the fun Swedish pictures. He only stepped in a few times, adjusting a mistake or five. I filled all of the new shelves of the TV stand with my ever-increasing pornography collection, my pipeline to orgasm. I’m certain the stand would look better with books, spines that read O. Henry or Melville or McCullers instead of Naked Cops 2 or Czech Circle Jerk or Guyz Next Door, Part III. I have other shelves for books. One for Billy’s books, another that boasts Nash and Maupin and Chandler.

Saturday night, Joe and I went to a little dungeon of a restaurant and ordered bacon cheeseburgers, the meat reminding me of my grandma’s way of cooking a burger, in a frying pan. They sat on a bed of potato chips, the chips absorbing the grease. I licked my fingers, and Joe said he even liked the meal. We waddled back home, stopping at McDonalds for an extra large shake for Joe, something to help absorb the grease, something that would soothe him.

Bloated and soon to be stoned, we watched Lost, America’s Next Top Model, and finally, Dark City, a beautiful film I’d never seen, always wanted to, finally did, and was happy about it. What the film lacked in emotional depth was more than compensated for with achingly beautiful art direction, a loopy plot that had me asking questions throughout, Keifer Sutherland doing a credible Peter Lorre.

Joe fell asleep while we tried to watch The Women, one of my favorite films from 1939, inarguably Norma Shearer’s best work, but Joe fell asleep, the food and pot and constant battle with me taking its toll. I tucked him in on the couch, went to my bedroom, admired the new TV stand.

I woke up Sunday in a rapid mood, wanting everything to happen all at once. This apartment forces me to wake up with the sun, the large windows insistent for my attention. I like it.

I liked Sunday: Joe and breakfast in the morning, Joe and lunch in the early afternoon, reading my assignments the rest of the day, reading Hemingway until I fell asleep at half past six in the evening. I forced myself awake, wrote my letter earlier than usual, turned off all the lights. A bad made-for-TV disaster movie flickered on as I stared at it, thinking about work.

I looked around my new apartment and I liked it. It feels like home.
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spigotmd From: spigotmd Date: November 15th, 2004 09:57 am (UTC) (Link)
i'm glad that your new apartment is becoming a home. Let me know if you need any do dads or little chockies!!
guysterrules From: guysterrules Date: November 16th, 2004 12:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
You have doodads?
spigotmd From: spigotmd Date: November 16th, 2004 12:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
What kind of Do Dads do you like??

From: inkprincess Date: November 15th, 2004 10:05 am (UTC) (Link)
that's great! So happy you love your new apt! Sounds like you are doing great these days! :)
guysterrules From: guysterrules Date: November 16th, 2004 12:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Doing ok but not as great as Team Kris/Chris!
cricketshay From: cricketshay Date: November 15th, 2004 10:41 am (UTC) (Link)
I have a friend with an extensive porno collection, over 125 titles. He was recently committed and needed to get rid of his movies. I inherited four of them and I'm been scared to see what has been bestowed to me.

Sounds like you had a wonderful weekend. I'm glad you're settling in. :)
guysterrules From: guysterrules Date: November 16th, 2004 12:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
OK. WATCH the porno and report back to us!
cricketshay From: cricketshay Date: November 15th, 2004 10:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh the colors!!! my eyes....what blinded by science really means!

Cool new look, btw.
quuf From: quuf Date: November 15th, 2004 11:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Czech Circle Jerk

Really?! I have the original version -- you know, Cešky Krklovsk Orgázmořzny Jřk.
guysterrules From: guysterrules Date: November 16th, 2004 12:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
The director's cut?
ladycakes From: ladycakes Date: November 15th, 2004 12:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Did you give Joe any of the toys???????
guysterrules From: guysterrules Date: November 15th, 2004 12:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
I taunted him first but yes, I gave him some toys. He got the Buddha clock!
ladycakes From: ladycakes Date: November 15th, 2004 12:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yay! I was hoping he would snag that one.
From: pit6steve Date: November 16th, 2004 07:29 am (UTC) (Link)

There's No Place Like Home

I always look forward to going home at night but when Brian decides to do a little decorating or rearranging...it's just feel better for some strange reason. It's as if our place takes on a new attitude.

As for the porn, my favorite type of movie...bar none!!!

Gonna try my best and head up to your area sometimes this summer...with or without Brian. He hates to fly and I'm not about to drive that far.
guysterrules From: guysterrules Date: November 16th, 2004 12:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: There's No Place Like Home

I would so love to see you! I hope that happens!
backawayslowly From: backawayslowly Date: November 18th, 2004 12:43 am (UTC) (Link)
I enjoyed this entry so much, I read it three times. In a row.
guysterrules From: guysterrules Date: November 18th, 2004 08:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Shit! I appreciate you reading it only once!
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